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It’s not each day that a possibility like this comes round.

After working at Twitter for years, I’m lastly being requested to do extra with much less. I’ve all the time wished fewer co-workers, a manic boss, decreased communication, and continuous chaos. And if I do effectively, I’ll assist save the richest individual alive each cash and delight! Are you able to think about a greater supply?

Let me clarify. You see, there’s a person known as Elon Musk. He’s very concerned in a bunch of initiatives and doesn’t prefer to work in any single workplace. Heck, Elon doesn’t even work for only one firm! He’s answerable for a bevy of considerations that maintain him reasonably occupied. You’ll be able to even track his jet as he flies about, busy as a bee. (It makes excellent sense that the chief shouldn’t must work in an workplace whereas I’m required to report back to my cubicle every day — in spite of everything, the rich are our ethical superiors!)

However after he corralled a bunch of wealthy of us to speculate and underwrite his hostile takeover of Twitter, issues bought sticky for poor Elon. He’s a giant tweeter, you see, and earlier than he owned the web site, he may submit no matter he wished and get away with it. Do not forget that time he tweeted that he had the capital to take Tesla non-public? That was a tiny error, however Elon continues to be answerable for Tesla, amassing the lion’s share of the wealth on the backs of others. So all of it got here out high-quality!